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Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team
An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school
by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019
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brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
by sifted June 27, 2014
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The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.
Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?
by Jpants34 November 21, 2011
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
by Hypofox April 8, 2024
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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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