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AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.

AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.

AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
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aids

aids the thing you get when you fuck a hooker for 2 dollars and forgot to put a condom on
Guy1:ah shit i was fucking a hooker and i got aids
Guy2: well your life is fucked
by aidmaster69 December 9, 2019
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Kool-aid

Code for the covid shot. Used in "far-right" circles.
"man, my dad drank the kool-aid and died of unknown causes 2 months later"
"damn"
by foreskin thief September 11, 2022
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in aid of

in order to help (something or someone)
The event is being held in aid of charity
by mikeyannie February 6, 2017
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AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.
1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.
by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019
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First aid kit

Yo I need a first aid kit, oh yeah sure I’ll get you a rotation device
by Leviackermanswifeu March 5, 2021
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Aids

Another way of describing a negatively severe case or situation.
This year's Coachella was aids, hopefully it gets better next year.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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