An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut February 07, 2012
A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
by Kevin Shewchuk June 07, 2021
A man or person that makes people want to vomit. also can be a way to describe something that makes you wanna vomit..
by Lord Siff October 13, 2008
When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
This is a mysterieus, well known group in Belgium. Their homebases are Zoersel, Wechel and Malle. However their name suggests 12 people, they are 13.
by Kippenkruiden October 21, 2019