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I Write Sins Not Tradegies

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
The Chorus of I Write Sins Not Tradegies
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
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wHiCh I wOn

Explanation to why Louis Tomlinson has a fractured elbow that little smol bean
I had a race yesterday, which I won, which I won!! But I've hurt myself. I have a little fracture on my elbow.
by Larry’s version April 16, 2022
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oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph
by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023
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I lov eu

struggling to identify with geo-political entities such as countries (units with borders)
struggling to understand concepts of nationalism, ethnocentrism
"what does your passport say? where do you belong? what country are you loyal to?"
"I lov eu"
by Krkič June 28, 2019
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Keali`i

A cutie beyond all measurement, Keali`i' is a name for a hot man thats a talented musician and also super smart. Sometimes gay, usually straight. Keali`i's are the kindest people you meet, seeing as the name hails from Hawaii. Everybody loves him! A smart hot people pleaser!
Man did you see that guy? He looks like a Keali`i with how hot he is!
by Ugankinstag May 17, 2023
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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis
"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."
by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013
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