Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo April 07, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Shit-N-Meh

Acknowledging the activity of having achieved something successfully.

My party was the best one all semester Shit-N-Meh.

by Thesavagep80 May 08, 2019

shit giggler

a person who giggles while pooping

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."

by lickmehardinthesoupholeilikeu July 31, 2009

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 06, 2019

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

Shit-chan

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

by Waea March 08, 2023