omega-man

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.

The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.

I went in with the stun gun and the man didn't flinch, a fuckin omega-man.

by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021

Licky man

The man who goes into hospitals and heals the elderly by licking them.

Thank you licky man for curing my dementia!

by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020

red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 September 11, 2016

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023