"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership
Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot
by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house
Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay
*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*
Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.
Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay
Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it
Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay
*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*
Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.
Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay
Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it
Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.
The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.
The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.
by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021

Ingredients:
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying
Instructions:
1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.
Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying
Instructions:
1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.
Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
