Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.

Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

by Scott Davies January 10, 2008

Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008

get fucked in the ass day

A day when you get some booty

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today

by Mrs.Jp April 11, 2019

National Smack Ass day

April 15 is the day you smack a girl’s ass and they can’t get mad

Boy: Yo, its April 15, you know what that means. It’s National Smack Ass day
Girl: Fine, go ahead

by ladybellum24 April 14, 2019

Fucking stupid ass bitch

People who type about how good they are on Urban Dictionary— They are basically asking for keep outs. Usually thotty vsco girls lookin’ for preteen ass.

Ugh, voting on Urban Dictionary is no fun. Full of fucking stupid ass bitch thots.

by Mmmmmm delicious October 14, 2019

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."

by TH Harry H October 5, 2009

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP November 8, 2008