big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

Suck Stephan's dick day

A day where you have to suck this guy's dick. This day is 12 of April

Tomorrow suck Stephan's dick day ow man I don't wanna suck a dick

by giggyboy May 25, 2018

national grab a dick day

On April 13 it will be national grab a dick day just like grab a boob day or grab an ass day you will grab a dick

Katelyn: Sarah did you just grab his dick?
Sarah: It’s national grab a dick day.

by Kyle💎 💎💎 May 25, 2018

pussies wet and dicks hard

Universally sexy. To either gender. But doesn't have to be sexual. Could also be a way to compliment and let the person know they are looking amazing at the moment.

"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"

"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"

by Yowelcum February 1, 2017

Ultimate Street Fighter Dick

Someone who pretends they are choosing a weak character than quickly changes to cheap characters such as Ken after his/her opponent has chosen their respectable fighter

Matt made Ian think he is going to choose Sakura but he swiftly moved his cursor to choose Ken after Ian chose his fighter, he has to be the ultimate street fighter dick.

by Changmachine July 5, 2009