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Shit

I just took a massive Ethan Miller in that bathroom stall that shit clogged it for sure
by 420Pornhub69 February 18, 2020
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shit shoved

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.
by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020
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Shit

A acronym for Spicy Hot Irritated Toothpick. Its used to making everyone know that there is a toothpick in your ass
Friend: Are you fine?
Me: Yea, I just shit
by FlamingoIsDoingCocain July 1, 2020
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Shitting my sack

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023
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shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017
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Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.
Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.
by Mefudo June 20, 2016
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Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017
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