Nut shit

Someone that's pissed of or annoyed at someone

She on nut shit

by Godly science February 2, 2021

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Shit Cunt

Lewis Lovecock

Oi Shit Cunt

by Tosspots Unite November 7, 2019

Shit licker

If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Definitely not a shit licker"

by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020