Your mom

The girl Jack is fucking

A: How’s your mom
B: She’s moaning really loud these days because of Jack

by N__word69696 January 23, 2021

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your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

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National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022

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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

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Your Mom

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

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