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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
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"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat
by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022
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You Dirty Dawg

Someone who is being mischievous & dirty and who is being flirty and funny. Just like You slimey dawg but cooler to say
Oh tuck tuck you got Sonic! You dirty dawg😏
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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
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drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.
Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022
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