The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
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