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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Gali Shit

Referring to anything a wild Ukrainian specimen found in the south of the United Kingdom only known as Gali posts online specifically on the popular PC and Mobile application "Discord".

Gali Shit can range from anything as simple as a decade old YouTube video to a TikTok cartel beheading video.

if its out of pocket and overly stupid it's Gali Shit.
Person 1: What the fuck did dave just post in general ?

Person 2: oh thats just pure Gali Shit.
by Datboiduck January 1, 2024
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shit group

A group set up by a few (who have the opposite view), to eventually troll a certain group of people with usually similar strong thoughts or beliefs.
Did you see the reaction of those Biden supporters? They lost it when we changed the title to "Trump 2020 for life".
Yeah, I set up the shit group "Biden 2020" before he was even the Democratic candidate.
by O4DEP November 21, 2020
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dog shit

man of awe
by wavywtff November 6, 2020
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shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me
by Communist manifesto February 3, 2021
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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dip shit

by Grim_walker66 February 26, 2021
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