my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc now you can sing with me

The best song in the world

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc now you can sing with me is good

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

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Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out

The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.

Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma

by newtonwonnie February 25, 2019

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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

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