Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.

James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023

Man on the inside

The point at which a turd has began its journey to freedom, just before becoming the turtles head one may consider themselves to have a man on the inside

"Jerry seems to be walking funny" "that's because he has a man on the inside"

by anonymous June 23, 2023

Will manning

Someone who is racist

I just pulled a Will Manning

by Will Manning June 26, 2023

Man

Someone with an identity on the gender spectrum opposite of a woman

A man is not determined by what is in his pants.

by DerpyThe_Cat June 26, 2023

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

The man

Hunter rice

Hunter rice you are The man. Like if I search u up in the dictionary The man would be under it

by Chureee June 28, 2023

Pivot Man

In an odd numbered circle jerk, it is the man responsible for two other participants and any choreography or direction changes which are dictated by the experience level of the group.

Carl going to be the pivot man, he drew the short straw, so he's workin' 2.

by Muffy Tingstud May 31, 2024