A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
Get the blind man's blizzardmug. When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
Get the White man’s firemug. “my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”
“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”
“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022
Get the girlfriends manmug. 1. Grown-ass boy so a man that acts like a little boy.
2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up
2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up
by thatonegirl_ml October 26, 2020
Get the can't raise a manmug. Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the small man syndromemug. The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019
Get the app manmug. Immediately after climaxing you flop onto your side and scream "Into the bruh bunker".
Can only be done if performed during football season.
Can only be done if performed during football season.
by bigvanillagorilla June 5, 2019
Get the Manningmug.