Epar Shit

A bowel movement episode of such extreme blockage that when the fecal deposit is released it feels as if one has been violated from the inside out.

After three weeks of eating nothing but Kraft Mac n Cheese, I was greeted by the worst Epar Shit of my life.

by Alex Simms October 4, 2025

Dumb Little Shit Gremlin

A very short individual who wears glasses and is partiaally a knowitall, and is just particularly terrible at most things

Listen here you dumb little shit gremlin.

by Rorshach1234567890 August 16, 2024

Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.

Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??

by Nellie45 November 22, 2022

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020

Shit Womped

The act of filling a small bag with feces (human or animal) and proceeding to throw it into a crowd of people or a single individual

I shit womped those fags at the protest yesterday.

by Negroidian420 December 27, 2018

shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

“my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022