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Ladane or any origin story related to Ladane
I wanna be a manly man one day like Ladane
by Miya777 March 28, 2023
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Dev mans

Someone who goes behind their friends back and messes with people they know they like or have had relations with
Bro I can’t trust you no more you really a dev mans
by Nsnemsocmcmdm March 28, 2023
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man

by coopsta345 March 29, 2023
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Straw man

A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023
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Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
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Furnace man

A 4th class or otherwise entry level power engineer/stationary engineer or boiler fireman, especially ones that do janitorial/housekeeping duties such as mopping floors as well as boiler maintenance, this term is largely considered outdated.
Mommy I don’t want to go to school! The furnace man is always hiding in the Girls bathroom!
by Hell’s Bells 1980 April 2, 2023
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The Dirt Man

The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.

The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
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