Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019

wet finish

An alternative to the popular and arguably overused term "happy ending," "wet finish" conjures images of the skilled craftsperson, having applied masterful technique to each stage of the build, ultimately reaching the point of final flourish.

For physical therapy sessions at that price, you'd think they'd include a wet finish!

by schmayele June 17, 2019

wet coke

Cocaine mixed with jet fuel gets you super fucked up but if you try to put it in a blunt it will explode

Yo that coke we snorted last night got us so fucked up because it was wet coke or coke mixed with jet fuel

by Fecalmatter55 August 6, 2019

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

Wet fudge

Wet fudge is when you are eating a girls ass and she poops and you bite it. Making it run down your chin like a wet piece of fudge.

“Bro, last night Debbie made wet fudge. It was fire”

by Dumbnut64 December 27, 2017