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Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson
Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”
by Not Brooke July 7, 2023
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matt steinmetz

by 🤪!! June 12, 2019
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Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.
"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."
by mattislaw April 4, 2009
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Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.
Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt
by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020
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Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.
I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.
by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022
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Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
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Matt

An amazing sexy person who loves to be around his friends
by XXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZ September 12, 2020
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