When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.
Also slang for fingering a woman.
Also slang for fingering a woman.
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
by Warday1780 December 10, 2022
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016
A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.
Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025
i gave her the Kentucky thumb
by rico the destoyer May 20, 2021
by Tool man April 23, 2018
She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.
by awesome gamer. May 20, 2021