National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.
Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny May 22, 2011
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horny russian

A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys
My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night
by Horny Finland October 13, 2022
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Horny Hole

A hole in the ground that people are shoved into for being horny.
"Hey you! Stop being horny! Into the Horny Hole you go!"
by thecrafter354 February 26, 2021
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Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.
You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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The horny day

"it might be no nut November but ima act as horny as possible because its the horny day
by poggggggger_champpppp November 24, 2020
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