The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd
Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the company familymug. Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.
“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024
Get the I grew up in a middle class familymug. Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.
Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.
by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023
Get the Forced Familymug. People connected either biologically or by strong feelings of love and acceptance. Not strictly between a parent and a child but also between two lovers or two friends.
by Im worth it June 4, 2020
Get the Familymug. A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."
"Dude that new show looks shitty."
"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
"Dude that new show looks shitty."
"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
Get the Family Guy writersmug. the brown family is quite crazy they love eating road kill straight off the black top
they are found on the side of the road most of the time and they love road kill
when on the road watch out for them if lane gets too hungry he might end up eating your children
they are found on the side of the road most of the time and they love road kill
when on the road watch out for them if lane gets too hungry he might end up eating your children
by distinguishedmark December 6, 2019
Get the the brown familymug. People you are stuck with for life. Sometimes they can be a real crook in your lot. Fortunately, you can unabashedly be sarcastic and backwards with them and they don't take it personally....usually...and if they do well I guess that just to bad. ..
by Blobfish88 November 19, 2021
Get the Familymug.