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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018
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Book

The gateway to knowledge!

Let’s Go!
What’s that?
This is a shinchumon book!
by Hi I’m karen April 15, 2021
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The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Book like hell

Deploy that motherfucking ASM and book like hell out of their airspace!
by Sayona10 September 8, 2016
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history books

A book that is hell, history books will make you bored 24/7. Yes we are forced to read them, so please quit school its not fucking worth it.
hey, did you see the history book anywhere?
those crappy history books?
yeah im interested.
fuck you get out.
by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021
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Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey
TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....
by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024
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