Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
by Slim Shane-e July 03, 2012
by kattih February 09, 2009
unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
by masterblaster82 May 23, 2011
A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.
Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.
by Sammie D February 21, 2014
When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lift.
What was that?
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
by Rdkill October 25, 2008
The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
by Kimchimakesmybutthurt February 06, 2018
Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013