Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.

Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?

by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

Disciple fart

A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.

Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.

by Sammie D March 3, 2014

Bus-Fart

The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!

Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"

by Tollywordsmith September 16, 2009

headphone fart

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones

Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"

by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

Nut Fart

When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.

I did one just then and I thought you should know about it

by Leigh Kemp March 21, 2004