DRUG-TARD

A person, whom after years of drug use has destroyed (or retarded) their ability to function. A drug-tard is often found unable to care for themselves or abide by common, simple ideas, like don't walk in traffic or crap on the sidewalk. They are an extremely dependent portion of society.

He's not much of a threat he's just a drug-tard.

by porcinigirl August 5, 2018

tard

Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.

Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".

by Butchreno911 October 21, 2015

Tard den

Where the special tardlets go to learn

Mr. M went to the tard den with his tard guard to discuss what he will be eating for lunch

by Hahehheb April 24, 2024

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

Tard

A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.

Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*

by BillyIha March 29, 2017