tabes

a myriad of swindlers
they roam the halls of whitney and wreak havok

can be seen cursing others in their native tongue.

noidish calvin cheng has a BIG PITES!!!

by wah! August 18, 2004

tablescape

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.

Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)

by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

tabel

an absolute total NEWB

that tabel is such a newb

by newbus the pewbus April 5, 2009

tabel

boy who is addicted to pokemon who likes playing call of duty on his xbox whilst sucking at TABLE football - oh the irony

tabel is so rubbish at table football

by hahahaha gay tabel leadfarmer April 2, 2009

Taber

A suburban whore who as a really fucked life and brings everyone down around her. She will waste your time effort and money.

That taber can fuck off.

by Ready.set.fuck.yourself October 1, 2017

tabernacle

to titty fuck

we tabernacled on the bus and it was so hott. it is so in these days.

by queen rudy February 27, 2009

Tabloid

A tablet computer powered by the Android operating system.

Cool Tabloid, dude.

by vette73 August 16, 2011