suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.

Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”

by Misery__ January 31, 2025

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SOCIALLY SUICIDAL

Socially Suicidal

They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.

by BONEL February 15, 2025

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Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.

by bowgawa February 20, 2025

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Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

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