Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

gem stone name

Your gem stone name is the first 3 letters of your birth month, the second letter of your first name, the 3 first letters of your mother's name and lastly add the letters i t e to the end and thats your gem stone name

"Hey whats your gem stone name. Mine is Deceariite

by Gem stone name April 15, 2022

reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

Stone Wall on Steroids

Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.

It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.

by deuniqued February 1, 2017

Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.

I love the stone freeze from this coke!!

by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024