A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
Get the Stevemug. What every man shouts at climax and every woman thinks of when they are alone.
The absolute sensual and sexual unit that everyone needs in thier lives.
The absolute sensual and sexual unit that everyone needs in thier lives.
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