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School

A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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Person 1- Ugh I have to go to school tomorrow.
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School sucks it stans for six cruel hours of our life who ever made school is dead to me I hate school it sucks why do we go there my sister went to school and a bunch of kids told her to DIE! Now I am going to her school and KILLING those kids! My sister comes home crying! SCHOOL IS STUPID !
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¨I love school¨ said Sally.
¨Whats wrong with you Sally, school is school and that's bad¨ Said Josh.
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a Hell, prison or Torture house where children are supposedly taught things that will not help them in the real world, most school children are Tired and some are depressed
School was hellish today, i have a bruise on my arm and 20 pages of homework
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