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cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009
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Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.
Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.
by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012
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Ten Dick Salad

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008
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hot fudge salad

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.
Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!
by jeepzilla August 17, 2004
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Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.
When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.
by El coyote September 7, 2019
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Min-ty Salad

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).
I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.
by Min4Cheng August 28, 2023
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Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.
by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020
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