Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.
Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”
by viosbio January 27, 2021
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low pillow

low pillow.
low pillow
by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023
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Anson Low

The most handsome son of a bitch in the galaxy. Women fall for him, Men jerk for him, Aliens Kill just to see 1/4 of his eyes, that's the kind of man Anson Low is.

Also big dick, that's kinda kimportant.
John: You may be handsome "insert handsome man", but you're nowhere near as handsome as Anson Low.
"handsome man" : True, also my dick isn't as big.
by TotallyNotCalledAnsonLow November 21, 2021
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Isiah R. Lowe

Isiah R. Lowe is a flint legend. He is also probably the most sexiest, smartest, and talented man to walk the face of this earth. He also has made one of the most realest decisions by smacking the piss out of Malachi L. Savage while he was sleeping. Moral of the story he will pop yo granny if it get like that.
Isiah R. Lowe is the master of flint.
by Urban Legend Tellers. November 19, 2021
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low commotion

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.
Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.
by QuacksO March 15, 2024
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low gear

A penis in its most flaccid state.
The moment she turned around, I realized she was a butterface and dropped back into low gear.
by SumYumGai June 16, 2008
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Kadence Lowe

a girl who will always love their boyfriend more than he loves her
bf: You love me more? You must really be Kadence Lowe
her: yes, of course and it will always be like that
by waltzingwizard2 February 28, 2024
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