Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015
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David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer
Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye
by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021
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David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.
I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox
by SoundsAboutRight February 15, 2016
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David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.
Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.
by AwesomeDMZ May 04, 2021
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David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"
I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul
by Daviddick November 07, 2021
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david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story
by BH10GANG October 30, 2018
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