Oliver

Weird gremlin dude who shags mints, like I actually caught him with his micropenis stuck in a polo with 37 tic tacs inside his anus

lucas: Oliver is bumming polos again
Chris Salts: fr what a knob
Gurt: Yo

by BigWillyHarrison May 7, 2025

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Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

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Olive

An evil food that only people who enjoy rainy days & the taste of absolute dirt. They probably call Wednesday a good day and pronounce appreciate as "ahh-pre-see-ate"

Guy 1:What is that God awful sight
Guy 2: That's an olive

by yawaoG ylS May 18, 2025

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Oliver K

A weird guy that just follows you around whilst talking about trains

John: "I really like trains"
Paul: "You sound like a right Oliver Kirkby"

by calceo April 16, 2024

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Massive nob who is usually short male who tries to make up for there short height by being a cunt. They are usually individuals who like being railed by there partners due to there beta male energy although they like to make out they are alphas.

Oliver is a bit angry today?

Yeah he's mad because he couldn't reach the shelf .

by Seeyuhh May 3, 2024

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