by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

A total Idiot. The most selfish person you would ever know. When I first met him he bullied me and was very mean to me and my friend he would always laugh and humiliate me.
by AddisonCookie December 31, 2019

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020

by Nd if cbismcjsjv October 3, 2021

Oliver is a fine young fellow, you usually find Olivers high above in trees. They are hated by everyone but males.
Female:Oh look let's climb that tree and kill that Oliver.
Male: oof lets stab that female.
Female: oof I just got stabbed in the back
Male: oof lets stab that female.
Female: oof I just got stabbed in the back
by Bean Man12434 April 30, 2019
