this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas

"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"

by virginia April 25, 2005

banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

by Shitballs July 6, 2004

Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

by Eff You Later August 14, 2011

Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

by escapegoat June 12, 2010

the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.

did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.

by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010

purple bananas

(noun) A verbalization used at the end of video meetings to fill the dead air between the goodbyes and fumbling around to click the end-meeting button.

Bro1 Yo, that meeting was lame. I could barely stay awake.
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.

Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!

by TheBigSikh May 5, 2020

Banana🍌

Its yellow and white on the inside.💛

Bob was eating a Banana🍌.

by PotatoBob🥔 June 27, 2018