mobsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to Mobs from the video game called "Minecraft"

#1 guy: *penetrating creeper plushie in the creepussy*
#2 guy: "Jesus Christ, are you fucking my plushies in my fucking room!? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
#1 guy: "I'm not a plushophile, I'm mobsexual!"

by Nyoko Arabyibushye October 10, 2023

Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..

Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro

by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Moose

A reference to the highest God within the pantheon of animal deities.

All praise the Moose!

by Limon1114 September 2, 2024

Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.

"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"

by Planto360 September 24, 2024

Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.

"Damn, check out that moose over there."

by derekism December 6, 2024

Marsella

Marsella is a major duttbag

Thinks she is too good for everyone

Has 0 back and is a whale

Needs to get her chod out constantly

Marsella “I’m a major hoe”

by Steven0ncson December 20, 2023