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Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.
Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede
by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018
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Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.
I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt
by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022
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Matt Walsh

Someone who likes to spread hatred against minorities to feed his own superiority complex.
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Walsh has repeatedly opposed the transgender community and "gender ideology", notably with his children's book Johnny the Walrus, his documentary What Is a Woman?, and campaigns involving hospitals and schools. Walsh and his campaigns are sometimes described as anti-trans and transphobic. Progressive magazine The New Republic named Walsh "Transphobe of the Year" in 2022, saying he "has made a name for himself by demonizing medical professionals and pushing conspiracy theories about 'grooming' and pedophilia in the LGBTQ community".
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-- Wikipedia article "Matt Walsh (political commentator)"
by Communist Fish August 22, 2025
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Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.
Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.
by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022
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Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025
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Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa
1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER
by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024
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Matt Roy

by anonymous November 27, 2020
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