Green Machine

The nickname for Joe's Green '94 Camaro.

Damn that thing is da Green Machine.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 10, 2006

paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2008

mache

1) A jerck face.
2) A towel.

Mache ur suck a towel!

by mache February 14, 2005

pinball machine

The term for getting three or four big guys in a small jail cell or trailer bedroom who beat/fuck a little guy/gal around in the little room like a bouncy, naked pinball you have sex with.

Man, I was pulling a stretch up in county for stealing that Pontiac, but me and these dudes would fire up the pinball machine on this one kid who was basically a little bitch and a drug snitch. Extra ball!

by Aldo Beefheart July 15, 2011

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

Luv Macheeen

"Victor", person who exudes

I'm just a Luv Macheen!!

by Ajabeet April 23, 2003

Yogurt Machine

Somehting that constantly barf or has diahrreah.

That damn dog is a yogurt machine.

by Nuclear Muffin September 7, 2003