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Play Mas

by NHCisWe February 17, 2020
mugGet the Play Masmug.

benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
mugGet the benjamin mamug.

spaz ma tazz

by Shalommydingdong December 17, 2019
mugGet the spaz ma tazzmug.

MA LUNG

LIVING IN THIS BIG CITY, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FACED MA LUNG DESTINY DAY BY DAY
by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022
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ma pooks

or my pookie is another word for my loves, someone that is very close to you, like a close friend or sibling
oh alyssa's ma pooks we love her
by Iluvmeman October 9, 2023
mugGet the ma pooksmug.

MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG
by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020
mugGet the MA LONG COCKmug.

Do ma my

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my
by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018
mugGet the Do ma mymug.

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