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Spring Break Lesbians

Heterosexual girls who get drunk during spring break and hook up with other girls.
Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?

Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
by J Dawg 11 February 10, 2008
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Lesbian camp counselor

"Your display of guilt and matronliness as as lesbian camp counselor was plenty"
by Kelpie Do921 April 26, 2022
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Lesbian Anal Dildo

A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.
Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
by Wangface May 3, 2003
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Lesbian Dad-bod

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.
ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."
by TransMomma August 13, 2021
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Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
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your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*
by qqDad January 26, 2019
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Second generation lesbian

A woman who begins to live as (or identify as) a lesbian after experiencing one or more heterosexual relationships.
After 2 failed marriages, 6 kids, and a lot of unhappiness, Sandra gave up on men, changed teams and became a second generation lesbian.
by GoddessoftheNet July 28, 2016
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