Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 15, 2021

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me

I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her

by Akta September 10, 2021

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.

Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.

by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021