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Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011
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Tit meat

The excess meat from an ill-fitting bra.
Her bra was two sizes too small and her tits were two sizes too big so her tit meat was overflowing .
by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018
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gypsy tits

breasts that develop to become very large and obvious. Commonly found on a gypsy. As seen regularly on the channel 4 program my big fat gypsy wedding.
That girl has some right gypsy tits, look at them, they're massive!
by Farmer Ed August 29, 2016
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Tit-tanic

A woman with giant tits(boobs, breast, etc) abnormally large and beautiful tits.
As we walked down the mall we noticed a Tit-tanic and stared at her shamelessly.
by caidoz rellik 666 March 18, 2009
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maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.
That grandma has some maple tits.
by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016
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tit-end

A generally foolish or undesirable person, with similar meaning to plain old tit when it's used as an insult. Made more popular after it was used in the TV comedy series Green Wing.
"You're such an idiot, you complete and utter tit-end."
by Bortron September 1, 2006
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Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.
For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull
by BounceBirage March 3, 2022
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