bag paw

The hand used to masturbate, the act of which is referred to as "exercising the bag paw."

Mate 1: Yo, how many times you exercise the bag paw last night?
Mate 2: At least 4, I am a waste of a human being.

by jstern22 June 21, 2011

lose bag

noun a person who has no real friends their own age and therefore hangs out with their kids friends or their siblings friends (not to be confused with a pedophile, milf, cougar or a douche bag, though loser may be an acceptable synonym)

Steven graduated with me in the 90's but he goes skateboarding with my little brother who graduated last year, he's such a lose bag.

by db8dork November 29, 2010

Bag O'Sluts

A term of frustration. Or another word for a whore/slut/prostitute. Can be used any time or any place where it is needed or appreciated.

1) "theres no more turkey left, sorry."

"BAG O'SLUTS!"

2) "god your such a bag o'sluts."

by clonedcow December 2, 2009

Stink-Bagging

Stink-Bagging or a Stink-Bag- The act of tea-bagging a person while farting in their face at the same time.

Dude, she was passed out with her mouth open and I saw him tea-bagging her but then he farted and I knew a stink-bagging just happened!

by Miracle_Man_777 December 6, 2012

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Bag Slag

A woman who will fight to the death for a hand bag made from the most expensive animal avalible.

Ex. 1
Mark: Dude, check out her new bag!
Peter: Yeah, it's made from gorilla skin.
Mark: What a bag slag!

Ex. 2
Helen: Check out my hand bag, it's made from elephant ivory.
Peter: Damn! You are a real bag slag!

An Arcade-League game featured in TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.

by Luke8902 December 9, 2007

joy bags

A nicely shaped set of female breats.

Sophia Loren still has head turning joy bags.

by Effrem Polecat June 20, 2007