butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 08, 2006

butt coffee

liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.

I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping

by itchy corn April 16, 2003

Butt Chilling

Working up an erection, sticking it in a dudes ass and chilling, preferably while watching a movie. This act is not gay, as thrusting is strictly forbidden. Rule of thumb: Pumping=gay, Chilling=cool

Nothing beats driving down a bumpy road while butt chilling so you can sneak in a few no homo thrusts.

by Risque Roy March 16, 2010

sexy butt

What the Chinese call their peaches.

"Can you get me a sexy butt on your way home?"

by OfMiceAndMabell February 17, 2015

awryt butt

Butt is short for butty. Butty meaning the same as buddy. But in Wales we use butty.

So... awryt butt?

meaning awryt mate?

by Rhodri March 10, 2008

butt-lust

An uncontrollable urge to take a bite out of a round, juicy, tight little mound.

"That girl fills me with raging butt-lust!"

by real dethkon April 20, 2010

dad butt

Typically, an middle aged man whose butt has grown sideways versus outward. A dad butt can typically be found in khakis with pleats. The largeness will only be found in viewing from behind and not a sideways glance.

His {dad butt } was quite obvious from the wideness of his butt versus the roundness.

by Bootyesque February 07, 2017