Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.

"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023

House Strats

When you juke them deer with an ankle breaker

"yo, did you get caught by the police?"
"nah, I pulled some House Strats on they ass"

by man this honestly sucks March 31, 2022

lover house

the house that taylor swift and her partner live in in the “lover” music video.

this house has been used in countless theories since the music video came out and it will continue to be abused by theorizing swifties (also known as clowns).

“midnights is the outside of the lover house. the lover house is now complete!” “didn’t

you say that after evermore came out…”

by wandasdeadkids September 18, 2022

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Kumo House

A place in which only pure chaos thrives. It’s based around a bomb ass manga that their fearless leader is writing. Cool people, anime, racial slurs. It’s the perfect crime.

Random extra: whatcha doin?
Lin: just messaging in Kumo House. This place is wild.

by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023

House Whore

Someone you're sexing that stays home, cleans, and cooks, but not because you have a child together and before you're married.

(Unisex)

I hope my house whore has the house clean when I come home.

by sailBOAT4eva November 14, 2020