TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts

Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.

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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022