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Fidget Spinner

Basically the new dumb middle school fad for 2017. Essentially what happens when pre-pubescent children discover how ball bearings work. Fidget spinners nothing more than four skateboard bearings shoved into a cheap plastic frame to be spun in the hand out of sheer boredom in classrooms around the world. Different kinds exist and are designed to be collectible but much like previous dumb fads, they're destined to quickly die out as 2018 rolls around the corner.
Fidget Spinners are like the new Silly Bandz, they're not gonna last.
by JParks2112 July 11, 2017
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Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.
"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".
by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017
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Fidget Spinner ( about) Part 1

About

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A fidget spinner is a toy that consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic designed to spin along its axis with little effort.

Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented as early as 1993. The toy became popular among schoolchildren and consequently some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.

The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting by relieving nervous energy or psychological stress. As of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. ( Yeah guys. You plays just realized fidget spinners were even a toy/tool. ) People spend £306.30/ $400 dollars on a 1 to 8 dollar toy.
Chewbone The Dog: Woah! Sick, dude! Can i try your fidget spinner?
Biscuit The Dog: No can do son. This costed £341.68!
ChewBone: Please!!!!!!!!!!
Biscuit: Stop begging!
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fudge baby

1) A baby made of fudge

2) An anal sex reference to when a man pulls out of the anus and finds a nugget of shit on his cock.
1) Oh man! I can't wait to eat this fudge baby!

2)

James: Fuck man, Jamie gave me a fudge baby!
Garrett: Disgusting. I dropped a girl because of that.
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Fidget Stick

A Fidget Stick is a fidgeting device used for people with ADHD and ADD
by Butthead79 August 11, 2017
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fidget fuck

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!
by nobody else here September 24, 2017
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fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .
"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"
by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017
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